The Prize for Most Obnoxious Euphemism

And the winner is… London Underground, for “Improvement works may affect your journey”.

For which, read: “entire tube lines will close and trains will stop randomly, for no reason, completely fncking up any travel plans you have, overcrowding stations, introducing mo’ stress and chaos into your life, all the while achieving precisely zero improvements, ever.” Hope some dick got paid well to come up with that.

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